The Sam Pinto Song

I'm not a song writer. The only thing I can do musically is play the guitar and I can only do it if there's a song hits magazine in front of me. However, if I'm going to write a song, I'm going to write a song about Sam Pinto.

It will be about her smile and rocking body. I'll add mentions of rainbows and unicorns and butterflies and chocolates and kittens and stars. It's going to be funny and amusing at first but it will end with a somber set of words that will describe her perfection. I'll probably include several rap lines in the middle.

I took the photo of her at the FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World event from one of her Facebook fan pages. I'll probably include that in the song.

FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2010

Look at how adorable Sam Pinto was at the FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2010 event. LOOK!

It's like she's just happy to be there or something. She doesn't even realize that she's way hotter than most of the chicks in the list. You know I'm right.

Photos are from Tumblr's karskabalda and marioncharisse. You guys are awesome!

FHM Cover Girl

FHM July 2010: BEST. ISSUE. EVER.

I've had the issue for a couple of weeks now and I still haven't read any of the articles in there except for Sam's interview. I haven't even browsed the 100 Sexiest Women in the World supplement. LOL?