The Sam Pinto Song

I'm not a song writer. The only thing I can do musically is play the guitar and I can only do it if there's a song hits magazine in front of me. However, if I'm going to write a song, I'm going to write a song about Sam Pinto.

It will be about her smile and rocking body. I'll add mentions of rainbows and unicorns and butterflies and chocolates and kittens and stars. It's going to be funny and amusing at first but it will end with a somber set of words that will describe her perfection. I'll probably include several rap lines in the middle.

I took the photo of her at the FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World event from one of her Facebook fan pages. I'll probably include that in the song.